Ramesh says to his pal, "Sunil boy, Look here! We could buy ah whole set of these, take dem back to Chaguanas, sell dem to our friends, and make a fortune. Just let me do de talkin' because if you talk, they might think we ignorant, and doh sell de stuff to us.
They go in and Ramesh says, "Ah go take 50 of dem suits at $5.00 each, 100 of dem there shirts at $2.00 each, 50 pairs of dem there pants at $2.50 each. Ah go back up meh pickup an..."
The owner of the shop interrupts, "All yuh from Chaguanas?"
"Well, yeah," says a surprised Ramesh ."How come you knowed dat?"
The shop keeper replied, "Because this is a dry-cleaners."